This is my Season.

"I know that there is nothing better for [me] than to rejoice and to do good in [my] lifetime; moreover that every man who eats and drinks sees good in all his labor-- it is the gift of God."

Ecclesiastes 3:12-13

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Personal PDA

Did you hear that Apple is coming out with a new PDA? It's the cousin to the iPhone. It's called the iLid. Right now they are testing it on mom's only. They find that many mom's loose brain function after having a baby. (Missed appointments, not knowing what day of the week it is, where the keys went, "is it lunch or dinner time?", etc. )
Apple has teamed with OB doctors to insert a small chip underneath the eyelid of the new mom. (This is a simple process done right after giving birth so the mom really doesn't even care what they do to her or how bad it might hurt..it's all relative pain!) As the information is loaded onto the iLid the mom can simply close her eyes and be updated on what appointments she has, what day of the week it is, social security number, phone numbers, etc.
When it's time to give birth again, to more children, the mom gets a free upgrade on the iLid. It does require a longer eye closure (ie. nap) to get all the information though.

Anyone interested??

6 comments:

The Steinmeyer Family said...

Oh Cathy!! You crack me up!

Anonymous said...

so the more babies we have the more "free" uploads ? I'm stilling weighing the pros & cons of that one... ~L

Anonymous said...

would it also cover "Did I brush me teeth today?"

Cathy said...

Thank you Danielle for this great invention!! Someday it may become reality! Till then... just guess!

Mama2CnC said...

ROFL!!! hey they didn't give me my upgrade after having Caylee, what's the big deal? LOL! sooo wish there was something like this for us Mom's.

carrie*postma said...

you must have an iLid to have the time to invent.
How's your schedule looking today? Close your eyes and let me know!