This is my Season.

"I know that there is nothing better for [me] than to rejoice and to do good in [my] lifetime; moreover that every man who eats and drinks sees good in all his labor-- it is the gift of God."

Ecclesiastes 3:12-13

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

The New Black

I am going to create a line of clothing that is inspired by baby food. I will market it in parenting magazines and sell it in the grocery store right next to the baby food. The material will be made of hard non porous plastic so the actual baby food that you are trying to serve to your raspberry-blowing 6 month old will not stick! It will be labeled with as an "energy star" item because it will need less washing thus using less energy!
A variety of colors will be available, including but not limited to: carrot orange, plum purple, and green "eeww".
Sizes will be available for ""Yay, I lost my baby weight", "Almost lost my baby weight", "Not even close to my baby weight".


Mama2CnC said...

Yes, I'd like to order one in each color please!

Mom said...

Ummmmm, I think someone is eating more than rice cereal now!! :o)
Rasberry-blowin', huh...sounds like a little baby girl I once tried to feed!!

Anonymous said...

ok cath.. that was the single most funny thing i have heard in.. well.. i think forever!!! you are so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

carrie*postma said...

oh my crap...that is HYSTERICAL! Maybe you could partner with Sarah Jessica Parker and make it really affordable and call it "Spitten"?