This is my Season.

"I know that there is nothing better for [me] than to rejoice and to do good in [my] lifetime; moreover that every man who eats and drinks sees good in all his labor-- it is the gift of God."

Ecclesiastes 3:12-13

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Baby Shower

I realize now that there are certain items that I should have asked for at my baby showers. (If you are going to have a baby soon please add these items to your registry.)

1. An electric fence for our bedroom door (or a deadbolt with chain and alarm).
2. Stock in the following products:
-amoxicilian, motrin, tylenol
- lollipops
- laundry detergent
- sandwich bread
- sunscreen
- toilet paper
3. Cardboard boxes in all shapes and sizes
4. A new toilet seat for after potty- training (sorry to all the guests that come over)
5. A "mommy" counter that records how many times my name is called before I answer with any acknowledgment.
6. Earplugs
7. Meal delivery service 3 times a week (I can handle the pancakes and mac n cheese the other nights)
8. A Cow to supply us with 5 gallons of milk we drink in a week
9. Foam--lots of it to pad the walls.
10. Traps doors installed to help clean up the mess.
11. A decorative sign on my door that says " Homeschooling- please watch your step."

4 comments:

carrie*postma said...

LOL..these are great suggestions. Does Babies R Us carry these items?
(love the new lookie!!!)

Mrs. Taft said...

I only have two kids, and I can relate. LOL

Mom said...

Back in those days I would have given my right arm for two more washers & dryers...industrial size!

Jess Stevens said...

So, will you please let all our guests know @ Baby Boo's shower that the items you have listed are a must?