I went shopping for a new pair of jeans and the lady was telling me that I'm more of "pear"shape so I need this special pair.
I realized that our body shapes are symbolized by fruit. Don't they know that it isn't FRUIT that gives us this body shape? If I ate pears then I wouldn't be so curvy. If others ate apples then they wouldn't be so round. The only body shapes that can rightly own society's label would be "bean pole". I'm sure they eat beans and others foods that taste like poles.
I think we all need to accurately label ourselves.
My shape is more accurately called "cookie dough"--a little lumpy here and there.
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Darry was changing Eli's stinky diaper and said "Wow that was dirty?" Are there clean ones?
Cooper-- He does not like milk. I make him drink a small glass at dinner though. So when I served him a glass the other night he said, "Mom I don't want to be strong. I don't want milk tonight."
Aidan-- I was asking how he new the answer to his math question... he said " I'm an expert."
Aidan-- I hear something... maybe it's heaven or just dad!!
Aidan-- "When am I going to grow a beard?"
Cooper-- On climbing up the doorjam "I got a stool, went up, worked it out, and hit the top."
Cooper-- He does not like milk. I make him drink a small glass at dinner though. So when I served him a glass the other night he said, "Mom I don't want to be strong. I don't want milk tonight."
Aidan-- I was asking how he new the answer to his math question... he said " I'm an expert."
Aidan-- I hear something... maybe it's heaven or just dad!!
Aidan-- "When am I going to grow a beard?"
Cooper-- On climbing up the doorjam "I got a stool, went up, worked it out, and hit the top."
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think i fall into the 'bread dough' category... 'cause that's about what my tummy looks like these days...
I KNOW! I've been told I have an apple shape. So if I'm gonna be an apple then I'd prefer to be a "Candy Apple"!!! hee hee
Not having full length mirrors in the house has been a great blessing. I think the "If you were a candy, what candy would you be?" is a much more accurate question.
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