Happy Saturday

5:30am Cooper arrives in bed with me. I take him back to his bed.
6:00am Eli cries because he rolled over and doesn't know what to do. I flip him like a pancake.
6:15am Cooper comes back to my bed and stays this time.
6:45am Cooper decides he his the alarm clock this morning. I push snooze.
7:00am I get up with Cooper. Eli is awake and crying which wakes Molly up. I grab Eli in one arm and Molly in the other.
7:03am I let the dog out. (We are dog sitting this weekend). I start the oven for cinnamon rolls.
7:05 am Cooper comes running to me crying because he has poop on his foot. (Which is now on the carpet)
7:06am I find a MOUND of dog poop by the back door. I set Eli in his swing and tell Molly and Cooper not to move.
7:07am I gag.
7:10am I go out to the laundry to start the blankets that have been contaminated.
7:15am I come back in to put the cinnamon rolls in the oven and realize Cooper and molly are not in their spots.
7:17am Find Cooper and Molly at the next door neighbors trash can. (With DVD remote in hand!!)
7:20am Heat up coffee and finish making breakfast.
7:45am Nurse Eli who has been patiently waiting for me in the swing. Aidan wakes up.
8:00am Darry wakes up and I tell him my story.
8:03am We both realize the dog is NOT in the backyard.
8:10am I find the dog three doors down. Darry finds the hole in our fence.
8:15am Warm up breakfast.
8:20am Change Eli and find poop all up to his chest. Start the bath.
8:30am Warm breakfast up AGAIN and eat.

QOTD: Are you even awake yet?